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Waitmares!!!
This is Tiffany. She is cute. She is a waiter at my neighborhood cafe, Enoteca. The other day she was entertaining me and my friend with her stories of what service industry workers call "waitmares". These are nightmares waiters have. You knew that. Example: you are at home enjoying dinner when you realize, "oh my god I never gave that party their check!" so you rush back to work thinking, "I'm gonna have to give them their check, clear down that table, batch out. But they had to wait so long for their bill, there goes my tip. And that was a '20 top'!" so you get back to the restaurant and, "wait, where are my pants!" That's just one example. She was cracking us up with these stories. But for real, people, tip your waiters! Be nice, they are working so hard and they DO take their work home with them!!
Juno Temple
Juno Temple is the undisputed, undeclared queen of netflix:
Has anyone else noticed this? When I go to netflix and surf around, I tend to land on the "emotional dramas featuring a strong female lead" which leads to me to a little film called "little birds." Little birds is the story of 2 restless teen girls, Alison and Lily, in a small town, besties when it's convenient for Lily. Lily, played by Juno Temple, epitomizes that attitude of "I'm a teenager, I know everything, I'm invincible." and does a LOT of stupid stuff. And drags her friend along with her. But based on my viewing history, I land on "Dirty Girl" starring none other than Juno Temple! 'not a good pick, though, 'couldn't even finish it I'm afraid. In the "Top Picks for Misty", I'm attracted to "Greenburg" because Greta Gerwig is adorable! And there's Juno again! Next was "Kaboom." Juno plays a nymphomaniac. It doesn't end well but it's a lot of fun.The truth is she's everywhere, 'cute as a bug's ear, and that hair? Curly here, straight there, kinky everywhere else? I enjoy watching film trailers on apple.com because if you don't watch much actual tv, the latest releases simply are not under your radar. There's a new film coming out called "Afternoon Delight". Juno plays a wayward stripper. I can't wait to see it! Then I was intrigued by the trailer for "Lovelace." She plays what looks to be a bit part in the biopic about Linda Lovelace. I think that one may have been a flop but I still want to see it, it might be a sleeper and I love films based on real life. I will watch whatever she does. I'm not kidding. Even "following Juno" on MTV, or "the Temple of Juno" on A&E. JK. I hope it doesn't come to that cause I don't have cable.
No Tame Impala. No Lionel Richie. No Franz Ferdinand. No no no you
girls never know... It simply WILL NOT stop raining here! It's true!
God hates you but loves Austin.. we need rain. Yesterday, Grimes said,
"ok it's really hot. so you guys drink lots of water,
cause...dehydration is............................., bad." Grimes'
dancers were doing an ancient rain dance. At least I got to see Grimes.
